DSE, Ditcher & Drumsticks

One thing which i hate the most in world is drumsticks.. drumstick is that ill lookig weird vegetable, which tastes even weirder n if cooked by phoolkumari ( my cook), it tastes the weirdest.. but talk of that later..
Myday kickstarted with a bang.literally kickstarted, bcoz i had an interview at 9 am n i ws sleeping till 8. so mom kicked me to wake me up..:)..

newayz.. got up, got ready n reached the DSE (delhi school of economics) campus by 8.50..(i knw..its late).. There i saw a guy standing , dressed in formals.. i tohught that even he wud hv cum fr the interview, so juzz called him out n indeed..he was thre for the interview.. thn v started talking n aftr 5 mins, he asked me my name.. n when i told him my name, he was like VOILA! coz he was the same guy i had met thru pagalguy.com (regarding this interview only) n v had been talking on phone fr the past 1 month n had becum reall great buddies..!!and for 10 mins, v cud not stop laughing at the kind of introduction v had..:)


newayz.. then v started looking fr the hall we had to report in n finally reached there sharp at 9..saw some familiar faces there.. after a bit of gossiping n formalities, we were taken to the GD room (fr MIB). there were 9 of us n v were asked to give a brief introduction. After that, i was called upon to pick up a chit, which had our topics n the toic was "MONEY IS THE BEST MOTIVATOR".. all of us were asked to give our individual views one-by-one and then open GD for 12-15 mins. All in all, it was a good Gd.. THen we had a presentation by a student, which was cut-short by a hot-headed professor of thre, who was running around like anything in the campus!and then, interviewswere conducted..n as usual..i ws the last person to b interviewd..(arggh..)..but since v had 2 panels this time, it did not take much time.. newayz, my on,. came n the interview was like::


P1: plz have a seat
me: thnx sir
p2 (very cute looking young guy): bang on with the economics questions..
Me: answered..
answered
answered
P3: to add to my misery, more eco questions..
Me: thankfully knew them, so answerd
P4 (yeaahh...4 ppl): WHY IB.? why MBa? blah blah...

then i was given one hypothetical situation that if u wud b a biz mngr in a company n blah-2 n iws wondering whether i had come to take admission in mba or teach MBa students..??


finally intrview over fr MIB n v were given 2 hour break fr MHROD interview..actually break ws fr them ,so tat they could gorge on the lunch..all of us (i guess 12-15 ppl) moved to the nearest fast food joint n had either ice-cream, cola, pizza, lassi..wtever..wen v cam bck, those sickos had juzz started thre lunch..n they knew tat kids have already eaten something from outside, still asked whether v wud like to hv nething... doofus!!!
after some time, v were taken fr our MHROD gd, n thats when my miseries started.. topic ws "SOCIALISM IS DEAD IN INDIA"..n i dont even remember what crap i sadi in te g.d.. man! it was totally mayhem,coz nobody knew what they were saying..i was already in dreamland.. it finished off sumhow and thankfully i was nt asked to summerize...phewww.....


then again..waited fr MHROD GD to take place.. last one to go, but my friend waited fr me..:)
and horrendous interview.. they asked questions from that subject of my final year, in which i had barely passed (inspite of having a really high aggregate)..n all the shit in the world.. n me totally lost.. had a heated discussion on CHILD LABOUR..n feminism n men-women equality..n another hypothetical situation on HR..
ohh god! totally freaked out..


newayz.. i had to go to a friend's place.. i needed some pictures from her n had to get them scanned, so i took a bus (no rickshaw thre n i knw how i got the bus)..my cell's battery went out n bus driver ws more sleepy thn i ws.. covered a distance of 10 mins in 30 mins n when i reached my friend's palce, her mum told that she has gone out with her boyfriend n she has no clue where the picutres are..i called her up THRICE..but she cancelled the call!!! THese kinda ppl are called DITCHER!!! or u can even take out ER n substitute D with a B...
finally..tought of coming home..got a rickshaw after 15 mins of standing in heat at 4'0 clock in the afternoon.. but had one respite that since its sunday, mom must have cooked something really nice.. so reached home, being a big enthu cutlet n woww!!!! what we gt to see is DRUMSTICKS...... n tat ws when i fainted..i mean drumsticks..?? tat too as sunday lunch..??? grosss!!!!!!!!!!!! my sweet mom got two vegetable patties fr me frm the nearby shop n thenn..i felt relieved..

but thats nt the end.. i m writng this whole article for the 6th time, because i hv been writing since last night n whenever it was about to b completd, the electricity went off... and my computer's RAM is totally exhausted,so it was not even saved properly....finally..i have written it, using wordpad n saving it aftr writing every two lines... juzz hope that it finishes before the results fr DSE interview comes........................